Church Members Are Like

A lot of members are like wheelbarrows -- not good unless pushed.

Some are like canoes -- need to be paddled.

Some are like kites -- if a string isn't kept on them, they fly away.

Some are like kittens -- more contented when petted.

Some are like balloons -- full of wind and ready to blow up.

Some are like footballs -- you can't tell which way they'll bounce next.

Some are like trailers -- they have to be pulled.

Some minds are like  concrete --All mixed up and firmly set.

Some are like neon lights -- they keep going on and off.

Some are like a good watch -- open faced, pure gold, quietly busy and full of good works.

Many, thank goodness, are like the North Star -- there when you need them, dependable and ever loyal."

Question: How do you make God laugh?
Answer: Tell Him your plans!!!!!!!

Question: Why can't missionaries get to sleep at night?
Answer: They count lost sheep.

Question: What is the difference between a Church Organist/Choir Director and a steel I Beam.
Answer: The steel I beam is more flexible.

... And last but not least....
Directions to make holy water: Measure one pot of water, put over high heat, boil the hell out of it.

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