Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Occupational Hymns

Whatever you do, there's sure to be a hymn that's just right for you! The Dentist's Hymn: .....Crown Him With Many Crowns ...

Jake The Rancher

Jake, the rancher, went one day to fix a distant fence. The wind was cold and gusty and the clouds rolled gray and dense. As he poun...

Cleaning Poem ~ Humorous Poem

I asked the Lord to tell me Why my house is such a mess. He asked if I'd been 'putering', And I had to answer "yes...

Moses & The Computer

Artist: Greg Volpert   "Excuse me, Sir." "Is that you again, Moses?"   "I'm afraid it is, Sir....

Kids and God ~ Unexpected Sunday School Replies

 LOT'S WIFE The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when litt...

Dog or Cat ~ Tug-o-War Jokes

How to tell someone bad news - A man goes on a 2 month business trip to Europe........   Wash The Dog - A young boy, about eigh...

Hilarious Church Signs 2 - Sinfully Good

Hilarious Church Signs That’ll Keep You Sinfully Laughing For Hours Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and ...

Where is God ?

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. The two boys were always getting into trouble and their...

Are You Listening?

A man was walking through a forest pondering life. He walked and pondered, walked and pondered. He fel...

Recipe For Miracles

Here is a secret recipe, filled with love to you from me. Keep it close to your heart for the days of gloom and ill start. This recipe will...

Local Call ~ Call To Heaven

A man decided to write a book about churches across the United States. First, the man visits a church in California. During his tour...

Church Football

Dear Saints, Well, it is that inevitable time for sports enthusiasts and others for the big SuperBowl activities. In fact, I heard that Fox...

A Blip in God's Fleet

Designed by MuseMadeShop The Mercedes sat two rows over, its obsidian paint catching the midday sun like polished glass. It was spotle...

God Bless The Redneck

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand  ov...

Children's Bible Answers

25 hilarious out-takes about the Bible from a child's perspective. 1. Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree Noahs wife was ...

Laundry Prayers

Laundry Prayer Laundry is a dreaded task, A never-ending chore. The sorting, folding, ironing, Just get to be a bore. But now I h...

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