1. Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree Noahs wife was called Joan of Ark Noah built an ark which the animals come on in pears
2. Christians have only one spouse This is called monotony
3. David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar He fought with the Finklesteins a race of people who lived in Biblical times
4. In the first book of the bible Guinessis God got tired of creating the world so he took the Sabbath off
5. It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance
6. Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule which says to do one to others before they do one to you He also explained a man doth not live by sweat alone
7. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption
8. Lotu2019s wife was a pillar of salt by day but a ball of fire by night
9. Moses died before he ever reaches Canada Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol
10. Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients
11. One of the opossums was St Matthew who was also a taximan
12. Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles
13. Samson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah
14. Solomon one of Davids sons had 300 wives and 700 porcupines
15. St John the blacksmith dumped water on his head
16. St Paul cavorted to Christianity He preached holy acrimony which is another name for marriage
17. The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert Afterwards Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten amendments
18. The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with the unsympathetic Genitals
19. The epistles were the wives of the apostles
20. The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple
21. The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him
22. The people who followed the lord were called the 12 decibels
23. The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery
24. When Mary heard that she was the mother of Jesus she sang the Magna Carta
25. When the three wise guys from the east side arrived the found Jesus in the manager
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