Hilarious Church Signs That’ll Keep You Sinfully Laughing For Hours
Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world!
It is unlikely there'll ever be a reduction in the wages of sin. Forbidden fruit creates many jams. Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here. Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons - come hear one. People are like tea bags - you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are. Where will you be sitting in eternity - smoking or non-smoking? “Staying in bed screaming, ’Oh God!’ does not constitute going to church.” “A four inch tongue can bring a six foot man to his knees!”  “Whoever stole our AC units—keep one. It is hot where you're going."
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Ways to Know you are in the wrong Church...
-The staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor, and Socio-Pastor.
- They have ATM machines in the lobby.
- No cover charge, but communion is a two drink minimum.
- Services are B.Y.O.S. (Bring Your Own Snakes)
- They have karaoke worship time.
- The guy that takes the minutes in business meeting votes against everything because he can't spell unanimous.
- The only song the church organist knows is Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida.
- The church bus has gun racks.
- The Bible they use is the "Dr. Seuss" version.
- The choir wears leather robes.
- When you go in ushers ask you, "Do you want smoking or non-smoking?"
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