Someone has collected these wonderful, funny comments from children to God and I would like to share them.
Dear God, Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest.
-Tom L.
Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can look it up.
-Bruce
Dear God, If we come back as something - please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her. -Denise
Dear God, If You give me a genie lamp like Aladdin, I will give you anything you want, except my money or my chess set.
-Raphael
Dear God, My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha.
-Danny
Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
-Larry
Dear God, I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
-Sam
Dear God, You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways.
-Dean
Dear God, I read the Bible. What does ’begat’ mean? Nobody will tell me.
-Alison.
Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
-Lucy
Dear God, Is it true my father won’t get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?
-Anita
Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
- Norma
Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
-Ruth M.
Dear God, I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.
-Nan
Dear God, My brother told me about being born but it doesn’t sound right. They’re just kidding, aren’t they?
-Marsha
Dear God, If You watch me in church Sunday, I’ll show You my new shoes.
-Mickey D.
Dear God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
- Chris
Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said You did it. So I bet he stoled your idea.
-Donna
Dear God: The bad people laughed at Noah - "You made an ark on dry land you fool." But he was smart, he stuck with You. That’s what I would do.
-Eddie
Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better GOD. Well, I just want You to know, but I am not just saying that because You are GOD already.
-Charles
Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool!
-Eugene
Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t You just keep the ones You have now?
-Jane
Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries?
-Nan
Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
-Neil
Dear God, What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had everything.
-Jane
Dear God, Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto you?" Because if you did, then I’m going to fix my brother.
-Darla
Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
-Joyce
Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway.
- Your friend (But I am not going to tell you who I am)