1. Don’t imagine you can change a man, unless he’s in
diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the
door.
3. If they put a man on the moon, they should be able to put them
all up there.
4. Never let your man’s mind wander, it’s too little to be out
alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature
anyway.
6. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity
to make some woman miserable.
7. Women don’t make fools of men, most of them are the do it
yourself types
8. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
9. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
10. If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him
checkbooks.
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