What Kind Of Christian Are You ?


Some Christians are like wheel barrows...
    not good unless pushed.


Some are like canoes...
    they need to be paddled.


Some are like kites...
    string on them they fly away.


Some are like kittens...
    they are most content when petted.


Some arelike footballs...
    you can't tell which way they will bounce next


Some are like balloons...
    full of air and ready to blow up.


Some are like trailers...
    they have to be pulled.


Some are like neon lights...
    they keep going on and off.


Some minds are like concrete...
    All mixed up and firmly set.


The fly that buzzes the loudest...
    usually gets swatted first.


Others are letting the Holy Spirit lead them...
    and we would like to add


Some are like a good watch...
    open faced, pure gold, quietly busy and full of good works.

What Kind Of Christian Are You?

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Some Christians Are Like... Version 2

1. Wheelbarrows – must be pushed
2. Canoes – need paddling
3. Kites – must be kept on a string
4. Footballs – can’t tell where they will bounce next
5. Balloons – full of wind ready to blow up
6. Trailers – must be pulled
7. Lights – go on and off
8. Kittens – content when petted

But some are like the North Star — there when you need them, dependable, and loyal. - 
Source: Unknown


AI Overview
That is a classic, tongue-in-cheek sermon illustration! It often comes up alongside other humorous comparisons, like how some believers are like canoes (they need to be paddled), kites (need to be kept on a string), or neon lights (they keep going on and off).

The old saying "some Christians are like wheelbarrows—not good unless pushed" points to a common challenge in many faith communities: passive faith. In a church setting, it often highlights the difference between members who take initiative, serve others, and lead out of their own convictions, and those who require constant encouragement, prompting, or direction from church leadership to participate.

While the observation is meant to be a humorous critique, it usually ends with an encouraging question for self-reflection. Instead of waiting to be "pushed," the goal is often described as being like a "good watch": quietly busy, dependable, and full of good works from the inside out.

How is this particular phrase resonating with you today? Are you seeing it in a community you are part of, or were you just reminded of the old joke?

 
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