Single Woman's Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep.
Please don't send me no more creeps.
Please just send me one good man.
One without a wedding band.
One good man who's sweet as pie.
Who brushed his teeth and doesn't lie.
Who dresses neat and doesn't smell.
And is sexy like my man Denzel.
Is super-rich like Michael J.
On second thought, that's okay.
Man, if I should die before I wake,
that would truly take the cake;
No matrimony or honeymoon.
No fancy reception planned for June.
If I die before I meet Mr. Right
I won't go out without a fight.
But then again with my luck,
He'd probably be just some schmuck.
The single life is not that bad
I know it's just a passing fad.
I won't be blue. I will not frown.
Besides, I like my toilet seat down.
No more makeup, won't comb my hair.
So never mind this stupid prayer.
The single life will do just fine.
So what's up, girlfriend?
IT'S PARTY TIME!!!!
Single Man's Prayer
As I crawl into my sack,
I pray for women who aren't wack,
A woman who knows how to act,
Who won't neglect, and WILL call back,
A girl who's smart, and sweet and stacked,
And who knows when to shut her trap,
Who won't act ill and disrespect,
Or run her mouth and sweat my check,
Who will not ask me if she's fat,
In this red dress or these brown slacks,
I pray for one who is well-bred,
I cannot deal with chicken-heads,
I need a love of give and take,
Not "What you drive?", "How much you make?",
When lunch and dinner bills approach,
If you don't reach...don't ask for Coach,
I want a dime with thighs and lips,
Not nickel broads on ego trips,
I want one who loves me for me,
Not what her girls think I should be,
If I were to find her this very day,
Then I would cease in my doggish ways,
There'd be no more creeping, I'd sing songs like Joe's,
But until that day
comes I have no love for............you know .....
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