Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Kids Say The Darndest Things!

2/02/2023 12:00:00 AM

1. An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?&quo...

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A Child Explains God

1/07/2023 11:16:00 AM

THIS IS FABULOUS!!! It was written by an 8 year old, Danny Dutton of Chula Vista, CA, for his third grade homework assignment.  The assig...

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A Prayer For Genealogists

3/29/2022 11:52:00 AM

"Some family trees have beautiful leaves, but some just have a bunch of nuts. Remember it is the nuts that make the tree worth shakin...

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The Crayon Box Song

2/10/2021 11:52:00 PM

When I was just a little child no higher than your knee, My mother bought a box of crayons, just for me. I picked them up and I opened th...

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Where God Ain't

8/01/2020 05:41:00 AM

He was just a little boy on a week's first day. He was wandering home from Sunday School and dawdling on the way. He scuffed his...

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Single Woman and Single Man's Prayer

7/19/2020 02:54:00 PM

Single Woman's Prayer Now I lay me down to sleep. Please don't send me no more creeps. Please just send me one good man. ...

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The Sneeze

5/31/2020 05:37:00 AM

Due to Covid-19 pandemic this year the Graduating class of 2020 have missed out on a once in a lifeitme tradition of walking across that st...

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The Ice Cream Prayer

2/04/2020 01:35:00 AM

L ast week I took my children to a restaurant. My six-year-old son asked if he could say grace. As we bowed our heads he said, “God is great...

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I Am A Senior Citizen

9/09/2019 03:40:00 AM

I am a senior citizen, My working days are done... I'm quite content with walking now, No longer have to run. Being older has ad...

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Jesus' Report Card

5/08/2019 04:23:00 AM

It is the end of the year and Jesus, who is a student at Nazareth School, returns home with his report card.   And, frankly, it's not ...

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Atheist In The Woods

5/01/2019 05:14:00 PM

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the accident of evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What p...

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Big Trouble

4/29/2019 06:28:00 PM

There were two brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievous. Whatever went wrong in the neighbourhood, it turned out th...

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The Lord's Baseball Game

3/30/2019 01:31:00 AM

Bob and the Lord stood by to observe a baseball game. The Lord's team was playing Satan's team. The Lord's team was at ba...

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Noah's Aches

3/18/2019 03:02:00 PM

The Lord spoke to Noah and said, "In six months I am going to make it rain until the whole world is covered with water and all the...

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A Child Explains the Bible

3/07/2019 10:57:00 PM

In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says, the Lord thy God ...

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Thunder~n~Lightening

3/07/2019 10:15:00 PM

A little girl walked daily to and from school. Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made he...

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God's Voicemail

3/05/2019 07:57:00 PM

We have all learned to live with "voice mail" as a necessary part of modern life. But have you wondered, what if God decided to ...

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